Genius smoked his third consecutive cigarette. He stood on his porch with a glass of whiskey. He thought about quitting the trade. He was getting too old for this. He remembered the time when things were easier. Catching crooks, thugs and stone throwing turtles was a piece of carrot. Now everything was messed up because of corruption and bad drugs. He flicked his cigarette into the pond, almost startling Greasy Toad who was listening to his favourite track, The Immigrant song. Said it connected with him. Many wondered why. Genius started his Harley and wore his new pair of aviators. He switched on some Infected Mushroom on his ipod for the long ride to Jack Ass’s farmhouse. Why was he heading there? Because Jack Ass’s uncle, Horse Shit did not give a fuck about Jack’s memory loss problem. He did not have it till sometime back. The doctors recently found the cure and advised Jack to stay away from Family Guy. Said it made him numb and non-respondent to regular jokes. So, G...