First date with roses and say you love kittens Tight fitting sweaters and poems half written Clown sense of humor that turns quite boring These are a few of my fake righteous things… Team up with homies, rebel against new rules Eat at a Taco Bell and always hate poodles Why doesn’t the new boy get me my drinks? These are a few of my fake righteous things… Doing bench presses drinking soda in sachets Flex all my muscles, see bruises and rashes Light up a cigarette and feel like a king These are a few of my fake righteous things… Check some job sites, be on LinkedIn Buy an iPad… I want to get rid of my fake righteous things… And then they won’t think, I’m maaaaaad. *