'Choose your elf' by Any Man

Look…
If you had…
One short…
One really puny…
To bring everything you ever wanted…
In one moment.
Would you choose it?
Or just get a grip?

Yo…
His palms are small, knee-high, his arms are steady
There's service in this weather already, tom’s machete
He's frivolous, but like a surfer he looks calm and ready
To drop you home, but he keeps on forgettin'
What he brought down, the whole crowd goes so loud
He opens his bag, but the gifts won't come out
He's jokin', how, everybody's freakin' now
The clocks run out, times up, over, ciao!

Snap back to reality, oh there goes clarity, oh, there goes habit, you know, you’re so bad, but you won't, give up that easy, no, you won't have it, you knows the whole city's lost hope, it don't matter, you’re broke, he knows that, but he's forced, he's so scared that he knows, when he goes back to north pole, that's when its back to the dad again, yo, this whole custody. You better go capture this minion and hope you don't pass him.

You better choose your elf in the mall, the tent
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one short guy, do not miss your chance to show
Popularity comes once in a lifetime, you better…

You better choose your elf in the mall, the tent
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one short guy, do not miss your chance to show
Popularity comes once in a lifetime, you better…

The fools are escaping, through this hole that I’m making
This world is mine for the taking, make him sing

As we move toward a, new wonder
A normal friend is borin', but super friend’s close to ghost rider
It only grows hardly, only grows small
He knows us all over, these bros are all on him
Roast to post shows, he's known as the little helper
Lonely roads, God only knows, he's grown little, from home, he's no fatter
He walks alone, and barely knows his own father
But hold your pose, 'cause here he comes with cold water
His bros don't want him no mo, he's sold product
They moved on to the next schmo in the snow, who blows coke and sold prada
So the fairytale is told, it unfolds, I suppose it's old partna, but the beat goes on…
Da da dumb to change this part, in it?

You better choose your elf in the mall, the tent
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one short guy, do not miss your chance to show
Popularity comes once in a lifetime, you better…

You better choose your elf in the mall, the tent
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one short guy, do not miss your chance to show
Popularity comes once in a lifetime, you better…

No more shame, imma change into the new rage
Gear for monstertruckin’ and get my two dogs changed
I was prayin' in the beginnin', the wood all framed
I been screwed up and sold out and shooed off straight

But I kept eyein’ and right-timin’ the next fighter, best believe somebody's savin’ the nice kind of, all the pay needed to be supplied by the, pact that I made up with one to, five and I can't decide the right type of, style for my anomaly 'cause man, these Amsterdam stamps don't buy fighters. And it’s not groovy, there's no White Walker. This is my elf and these things are so scarred.

And it's getting even harder tryin' to lead and smoke my weed plus drink Corona caught up between bein' an owner and a pre-loner maybe panorama feelin’ on and too much for me,

To want to smoke some pot, another plan or not
Has gotten me to a point, it’s like a slave I've bought
To humiliate him or not, fore he goes to jail or rots
To not obsess is my only brother lovin’ option, fame is not
Elf, I love you, but this tale has got to go, you cannot be sold to another pothead
So here you go, bye’s what I got
Please tail me not, 'cause maybe this is the only opportunity you got

You better lose your elf in the woods, the trench
You’ve blown it, you better let it go
You’re not lonely and lost, you got your chance to show
A little sanity comes once in a lifetime, you better…

You better lose your elf in the woods, the trench
You’ve blown it, you better let it go
You’re not lonely and lost, you got your chance to show
A little sanity comes once in a lifetime, you better…